If AI chatbots were your corporate colleague…
🧑🏻🎓 #ChatGPT (OpenAI): The overenthusiastic intern with main character energy.
Always eager. Always eloquent. Creative, charming, and spinning so many things you’re not sure if he’s solving your problems or inventing new ones. Ask him to send a meeting invite and he offers to book the room, draft the agenda, and design a deck. You’re 80% impressed, 20% suspect - fact checking everything he tells you.
🧠 #Gemini (Google): The know-it-all nerd who can’t help but correct you—loudly.
Quiet. Clinical. Deadly accurate. Not one for small talk, but give him a whiteboard and a thorny client problem, and he’s in his element. Will pull out a 2013 blog post just to win an argument. Useful in a crisis, insufferable at happy hour. Wears “Did You Know?” like a cologne—unsubtle and everywhere.
📎 #Perplexity AI: The diligent analyst who won’t say a word without citing the source.
He never just “finds out.” He investigates. You ask for a small detail and he sends you a 12-page report with references, footnotes, an appendix, and two witness statements on a stamp paper. You didn’t ask for all this… but you’re glad someone cares. At times you just wish he gave you his own point of view.
💼 #Copilot (Microsoft): The trusted lifer who runs the place from the shadows.
You’re not sure what he does — but everything seems to run through him. He holds all company secrets but reveals none. Trusted by the management, he sits in every meeting and sends the minutes even before the meeting ends. Probably also writes the emails that your boss sends. Works so hard, you sometimes wonder whether he is trying to justify his own long existence or plotting quietly to replace you.
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Who knew the future of work will look so familiar😊
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